30
July

Me: (wishful thinking) look at this beautiful dyed hair if I dyed my hair I would be beautiful like that
Wife: Don't dye your hair like that. You would look like Pugsley Addams.
Me : (laughs)
Wife: I'm not kidding.
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mugenstyle:

♥!!

Esther, Esther, please. We are mere mortals. 

mugenstyle:

♥!!

Esther, Esther, please. We are mere mortals. 

(via cuntlazer)

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29
July

You’re so pretty.
You’re adorable.
You’re beautiful.
You’re my beautiful little girl.
Sweet little lady.
Careful! Don’t get hurt!
Play nicely.
Don’t get dirty.
Stop that.
Be more ladylike.
Don’t eat too much.
Shhhh.
Quiet.
Girls are duuumb!
Girls have cooties.
No girls allowed.
Hahahahaha! You have boobs!
Look at her boobs!
Boobs!
Boobs!
Boobs!
Boobs!
Ewwwww. Periods are disgusting.
You’re disgusting.
That’s gross.
Hahahahaha! You’ve got your period.
Boobs!
Let me touch them!
I want to touch them!
Disgusting.
Slut.
You’re gross.
Whore.
Let me touch it.
Bitch.
I only want to touch it.
She’s a slut.
Virgin.
Slut.
Virgin.
Slut.
You slut.
Show me your tits.
Get ‘em out!
Slag.
You want it.
Take it.
Have it.
Swallow it.
Slut.
Whore.
Stupid bitch.
Fat bitch.
You’re not quite right for this.
I’m not sure you can do it.
Tits.
Cunt.
I just want to fuck you.
Come on, you want it.
You’re not confident enough.
You need more experience.
No one will take you seriously.
Slut.
You’re too emotional.
It’s just a joke.
Lighten up.
Smile.
I don’t care what you think.
I just want to fuck you.
Tits.
Don’t wear that.
Slut.
You’re getting fat.
You’re too messy.
Come on, it was a joke.
Don’t be such an idiot.
Why are you so tired?
If I’m honest, I’m not really interested.
You do it.
I’m busy.
I can’t I’m working.
You wake up with it.
You take care of it.
You’re messy.
I’m too busy, you do it.
You need to lose weight.
You don’t spend enough time with me.
You aren’t interesting.
You’re boring.
Really, I’m not interested in that.
You’re looking a bit tired.
You should take care of yourself more.
You should take care of me.
You’re looking a bit old.
You’re old.
Wrinkles.
Flabby.
Dull.
Grey.
Ugly.
Haggard.
Hag.
*invisible*

Female Socialisation by Gia Milinovich (via plansfornigel)

(via lotsalipstick)

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victrixshop:

All of our current prints!

victrixshop:

All of our current prints!

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jeannepompadour:

Painting by Elisabeth Sonrel (1874 - 1953)

jeannepompadour:

Painting by Elisabeth Sonrel (1874 - 1953)

(via lotsalipstick)

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confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Feminists don’t do their hair ever, right?

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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Feminists don’t do their hair ever, right?

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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

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okeanid:

Look at me being a model for @victrixshop. But seriously, I wear this skirt often and love it. #victrixshop #deathshead #skull #gravestone #cemetery #etsy

Approval from the pickiest goth fashionista ever! (Srsly I may be married to her but that does not spare my creations from brutal aspie honesty!)

okeanid:

Look at me being a model for @victrixshop. But seriously, I wear this skirt often and love it. #victrixshop #deathshead #skull #gravestone #cemetery #etsy

Approval from the pickiest goth fashionista ever!

(Srsly I may be married to her but that does not spare my creations from brutal aspie honesty!)

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victrixshop:

New Listings! 

Neon Cowl 

Scribbles and Safety Pins Skirt

Winged Death Skirt 

Stripes and Safety Pins Skirt

(And remember, get free shipping with coupon code TUMBLR!)

Yay for no kitty cancer! I was thinking of your kitty today <3

(Gee I hope this wasn’t sent too long ago, I just saw it now!)
Oh thank you, fellow cat fancier! Unfortunately it might still be cancer, she was only tested for lymphoma and she doesn’t have that. It could be a number of things, we’re still waiting to hear the results if her latest blood work. I’m just glad that she doesn’t appear to be in pain for the time being :(

25
July

Oh my gosh people why did no one ever warn me that The Breakfast Club is the most boring movie ever like I stopped watching with twenty minutes still left because I realized I would rather have an 8 hour detention on a Saturday than finish watching it.

24
July

Acquired from a private individual in Boston

Bernarda’s medical records’ fancy way of saying “got off of craigslist from some lady in Dorchester who was really into motorcycles and claimed to be moving to California”

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loladelphia:

For some reason, the latest trend on Facebook is people updating their status with “I’m so (insert city name here) followed by something random relating to where they live or grew up. Therefore, I decided to come up with my own list of “I’m so Philly…” posts that you can use on Facebook to impress…

I feel like I am not a particularly good Philadelphian after looking over this list, except-

OMG that guy who wears the gorilla suit and passes out leaflets at Kensington and York!

Also, my dad would always drag us to the zoo in the winter after it snowed for some reason, and this one time THE ELEPHANTS THREW SNOWBALLS AT US!!!!

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velvetrunway:

3.1 Phillip Lim | RTW | FW 2013
Posted by jlsander

velvetrunway:

3.1 Phillip Lim | RTW | FW 2013

Posted by jlsander